Mt. Carmel

OMG! Elijah just killed all of our prophets!!!!!! They wanted to see which was the real god. His God won!!! They were trying to the gods to bring down fire on an alter. Elijah even soaked his alter with water like a kajillion times!! Our prophets could get our god to do nothing, we were cutting ourselves and dancing to!!! Then it was Elijah's turn and his came down like immediately, there was this ball of fire like a rocket coming down from the sky, it was unbelievable. I bet he cheated somehow, I don't know how, I just know that he did somehow. Then after that he slaughtered all of the prophets of Ba'al, every single one of them!!! Now the next time I can get my hands on his little neck he will die like no other man! I will torture him and make him my slave, and when he dies I will use his body as a dartboard. He has already ran and hid from me, that coward, his god is supposed to be the ONE TRUE GOD. I don't know where he is hiding but when and if he ever shows up here again, he is so mine!!!!