MAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

This is Jehu by the way the person who is responsible for killing Jezebel.
So I went to go see Jezebel and I said to servants to throw her down and they did. Some of her blood splattered on the wall and the horses as they had trampled her underfoot. I said take care of this women for she was a king's daughter. But when they went to bury her all that was left was her skull, feet, and hands. She had been devoured by dogs as Elijah a prophet of God had prophecied.

Ahaziah

The son of Ahab was Ahaziah and he ruled over all of Israel for two years, although he was just like his dad and that is why I love him so much, he was exactly like Ahab. He worshiped Baal just as his and I did before him. He is a true king over Israel. Ahab would had been so proud to see his son follow in his ways, I know I am.

Ahab's Death

I am very sad to report that my husband, Ahab is dead. He and Jehosaphat were making up a plan at Ramoth Gilead. Jehosaphat said that he would dress in disguise and Ahab was going to where royal robes. They were fighting against the king of Aram, who had 22 chariot commanders. Then when chariot commanders had seen Jehosaphat they thought that surely this was the king of Israel, but when Jehosaphat cried out, they knew that it wasn't Ahab and they stopped pursing him. Then someone drew an arrow and shot the Ahab right between the sections of his armour. He told his chariot commander to stop and while he was propped and the blood ran onto the floor. He had watched all day and he had finally died in the evening. Then after that all of the army had said back to your country, back to your homeland. So my beloved Ahab had died and they barried him in Samaria to lay with his fathers before him. They washed the chariot at the pool in Samaria where the prostitutes bathed and dogs licked up his blood.

Michaiah

So Ahab was going to take over Ramoth Gilead, but took some advice from the prophet before he went. The prophets of course said GO, but Jehosaphat said is there not a prophet of God that we can ask of. Ahab replied that there is a man that is a prophet of God but he never prophecies anything good. His name is Micaiah. So Jehosaphat said that is no way to talk about a prophet and so he sent for him. So the king of Israel and the king of Judah waited for his presence. Zedekiah son of Kenaanah said brought iron horn and said this is what you will gore the Arameans with. All of the other prophets said the same thing and said to go to Ramoth Gilead and destroy the Aramians. Micaiah had come and said go and be victorious against the Arameans, but Ahab said to tell him the truth. Micaiah said that he saw a flock of sheep on the hill and said that there was no shepherd and said that they would all go home in peace. So Ahab went.

Naboth's Vineyard

So my husband was being a total wimp and here is what happened. He wanted Naboth's vineyard because it was close to the palace so he said that he would get him a vineyard better than that one or he would pay him for it. Naboth said that the Lord forbid that I give you the land of my fathers. So Ahab came home all sullen and angry because of he was afraid to do anything about it. Then he sat on his bed and refused to eat! Then I said to my Pitiful Husband is this how the king of Israel acts when he doesn't get his way. So I had to get the vineyard for him to get him to stop moping around. So I wrote letters and forged my husbands signiture, placed his seal on it and it was ready to go. It said:

"Proclaim a day of fasting and seat Naboth in a prominent place among the people. But seat two scoundrels opposite him and have them testify that he has cursed both God and the king. Then take him out and stone him to death."

And they did as I commanded. Then when my husband got news that Naboth was dead, he returned to his old self. Then stupid Elijah went to Naboth's vineyard as Ahab was there and told just as dogs had licked up Naboth's blood they will lick up your blood. So Elijah prophecied that he would bring disater on us. Then he said that we would be like the house of Jeroboam and Baasha. Then he said that I would be devoured by dogs.

Hey

Hey Mr. Flowers
go to the album by Rihanna and then when it pops up click on Disturbia

Prophet

So there is a prophet of God that has been wandering around town killing people because they did not obey the God, by the way he was asking people to strike at him with something. So he goes up to another man and says, "Strike me please" so he did and he walked into the street and disguised himself with his headband over his eyes. He waited patiently for the king and said to the king, "Your servant went into the thick of battle, and someone came to me with a captive and said, 'Guard this man. If he is missing , it will be your life for his life, or you must pay a talent (about 75 pounds) of silver.' While your servant was busy here and there, the man disappeared." The prophet removed his headband and the king knew that it was a prophet of God. Here is what the prophet said, "You have set a man free I have determined should die. Therefore it is your life for his life, your people for his people." So the king walked away all sullen and grumpy.