Sunday, October 5, 2008

Mahahahahaha!

Yah, so a prophet came to husband and he was all like I am going to give this battle in to your hands and you will know that the Lord your God has given you this victory. Yah, like that will ever happen. So Ben-Hadad and 32 other kings that he allied with were entering the war, but that night they had all gotten drunk probably talking about that how they were going to win the war. NOT!! The young officers struck down there opponents but Ben-Hadad had ran away like the coward he is on horseback with some of his horsemen. The Arameans had suffered heavy losses. The next spring they came back and thought that our gods were of the hills and so they fought us on the plains, but our God was of the world and said that he would deliver us again and that we would know that he was the God of gods. On the seventh day war collided and we were in the lead and the rest of the Arameans escaped to the city of Aphek where a wall fell on 27,000 of them. So we won and we had made a treaty with them in exchange for there land. So we did because he was our brother.

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Me!! The Phoenician Goddess

Me!! The Phoenician Goddess